Cheat on Your Wife
My spouse is as cold as ice
I am out of town.
What I do when I am away doesn’t matter
You’ve been around the block. You’ve run out of patience. Your hair is getting thinner and your middle is getting plumper. Jennifer from across the street flirts with you as much as you flirt with her. Her body is to DIE for…do you really have a shot?
You are a smart guy. Only dorks and dummies get caught. You can have a cocktail with her. That’ll be harmless. That won’t be cheating. You just want to feel alive again!
You vow not to cheat Coincidentally, you tell yourself cheating isn’t even an option. But after your last drink and that soft kiss, you have already started to think about what’s next. You didn’t anticipate this event. You’ve never cheated before-ever. Now look what you’ve done. You are on the internet, learning how to create that hot passion and connection again…with your lover.
You’ve located dozens of websites and learned foolproof methods many people use to not get caught. These rules will give you a squeaky clean alibi 100% of the time. You’ll digest the steps on how to eliminate the obvious errors and acquire the specialized tactics for creating your 2nd life including burying all the evidence, all of the time. You’ll anticipate your spouse’s skeptical attitude and laugh off the occasional accusation. You have rules and so far its worked.
This too, will end.
It doesn’t matter if you rationalize your behavior now or later, you will always pay the price. The price you pay is always in the future. In fact, like thousands of spouses before you, you have compartmentalized your guilt and buried it so deep, you believe you are right.
You are too clever to make dumb mistakes.You have considered every contingency. You have erased every trace. You and your lover have even agreed on some rules to insure your double life goes on. You probably have agreed to the following:
The two of you both have alias-type email accounts.
The two of you delete your email right away.
You’ve agreed to delete your browsing history every day.
You’ve agreed to never use the cell phone.
The two of you use code words for professing your lust and love.
You never use credit cards when paying for hotels.
The two of you agree to never get together in town.
The two of you don’t change your affection towards your spouses.
You never have unprotected sex with your lover.
You have purchased an “Alibi Service” and have iron-clad excuses for being away.
There are infinite variables. Your skills are not exclusive, however. People who are cheated upon have access to programs that can capture your every key stroke. This means that even when a deleted email from your co-conspirator is cleaned from the hard drive, the key strokes that created it are memorized and stored for recall by your spouse. OOPS!
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